We Play Dress Up

While dusting in Mitch and Candy Walter’s upstate mansion library, Nadine, the new maid, found a series of geriatric erotic novels and position guides.  

Victoria Margheriti just found out she was rejected from the new “Real Housewives of Ft.Lauderdale” due to her refusal of letting her husband be on the show and stealing her spotlight.

7 year old Petunia was thrilled her parents were letting her stay up past 8pm for backyard summer movie night with “Finding Nemo”, however her parents regretted the decision, after she ate 4 red popsicles and an Entenmann’s chocolate donut.

1969- “Moonrock” Singleterry ponders the meaning of life at Woodstock, until she notices that hot, naked couple making out. Wowza.

Steve’s part time job is being a safety cross walk technician at the elementary school, however his real passion is playing the axe and surfing gnarly waves.

Tilda Bush feels “dolled up” in her new orange muu muu dress which she bought for the grand opening of the new Old Country Buffet on Route 2.

Randi Jones loves school picture day. She gets a perm every year for the occasion.

After downing a Jolt Cola, Shaneenee waits at her local deli for her girls, so they can go to the club and can shake her jiggle jiggle.

Valarie loves being a poet. Especially the “wearing berets and dark eye liner” part of it.

Professor of Creative Writing at Baruch College, Dr.Ramona Yorkington every year at graduation likes to be completely naked under her graduation gown.